Thoughts too big for Maranda's car

ladypaynes replied to your post: My mom offered money for me to go get Chinese food…

:( thats the worst story ever told.

i’m legitimately pissed which is understandable but still dramatic due to my emotional state of menstruation. therefore, i am on hunger strike. but gOD I WANT CHINESE FOOD SO BAD AND I’M SO SAD WHO WILL EAT CHOW MEIN NOW WHOOOOOO

God bless maranda for letting me know where to watch it but gOD WHY DID I WATCH IT IT’S SO LAME AND PERFECT JESUS WHY

ladypaynes replied to your post: My mom totes just gave me money for mac and cheese…

ITS DESTINED TO BE A GOOD NIGHT

Heh. The irony. but it was suuuuuuch a good white chocolate mocha i’m so pleased with my starbucks choices yesss

ladypaynes replied to your photo: So shortly after finishing my smart water, I…

oMG HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!

omfg I scraped the entire side of my body on the stucco from the house cause i climbed down from the window. i was screaming when i first saw it, then it was intense joy when i smashed it, then it was complete panic when i realized it was still alive.

i blasted it with dry shampoo tho so we’ll see how that motherfucker likes waterless showers.

ladypaynes replied to your post: ladypaynes replied to your post: Today was my…

omG BLESS YOUR FAMILY. THAT IS SO PERFECT OMG

we couldve discussed literally anything but no we had to debate prices of brands and if flavors cost more jfc i was hiding behind a sandwich the whole time

ladypaynes replied to your post: Today was my cousins graduation and after…

omg family drama bless

it was so funny to me and sarah but no one else appreciated it so then the subject was changed to condom prices isnt my family precious i was sitting next to mY FATHER

ladypaynes replied to your post: My dad gave me permission to bleach my hair…

omG ARE YOU GOING TO

yeah, I’ll probs wait until spring  so I don’t have light hair in el winter

or maybe the end of summer if I feel really adventurous so i can go back to school and no one will recognize me and leave me alone.

ladypaynes replied to your post: Welp kid I like followed my instagram and that’s…

;adksfjad;flskj real life otp. okay? okay.

omfg god bless you. fo realsies.

but never forget:

neighbor gravy dicks before anything

ladypaynes replied to your post: ladypaynes replied to your post: I’m not working…

laksjdf;alsdkfj you are my favorite okay yes next time they cancel we will go okay yes i dont know how to end this sentence ;alkdfj

keysmash! why didnt i think of that!

ladypaynes replied to your post: I always buy cheap things for friends if it…

i was going to say how i would take anything you give me with out giving you anything back but then i realized it just made me sound like a whore you wanted you to buy me stuff. so, here we are.

funny you should mention that.

i dont understand that sentence it sounds semi yoda

ladypaynes replied to your post: I’m not working today. I could’ve gone out.

you suck. i thought i would inform you of this.

ladypaynes replied to your post: I’m not working today. I could’ve gone out.

but we didnt go, so ONE DAY WE WILL GO

i love that you knew what i was talking about yes. and good! honestly they cancel once a week so really i dont know how to end this sentence

ladypaynes replied to your post: I get too emotional when my favorite bands like my…

… more than you want to meet them? really?

sigh. no. but imagine the possible collaborations that could arise?

nope nevermind. seeing a walk of shame is way better.