Thoughts too big for Maranda's car

michaelalexanderr:

That you don’t know what that reason or purpose is right now in this moment is a completely different thing, but don’t worry because that soon will become clear to you. You just have to keep truckin’ a while longer in order to witness the lovely things coming your way, but trust me they are on there way. 

I had the longest phone call with my friend in a long time and we ended up talking about all this ‘zombie’ stuff and like it honestly freaks me out.

just tag me in them okay? okay.

it’s a deal, chorizo.

I don’t know about body warmth, but I am an expert with laptop warmth.

iphone420:

people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person

I have such perfect drafts but they are so unfunny that it scares me to post them.

Tell me the purpose of an ant and I’ll dedicate a shrine to you in my room.

So my mom was going to get me dinner, but since I bought a two dollar nail polish she decided to skip it.

yrelectricsurgeissweet:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

I’m really upset that I didn’t magically turn 30 years old and become best friends with Mark Ruffalo on my 13th birthday. 

Dance remixes have different rules though.

I hate certain songs but I love certain covers. 

Today I made friends that I actually like since the beginning of the year. 

omg i fell asleep while on turntable and woke up to destiny’s child. 

schmidtgasm:

i want to be reincarnated into scott disick

WOw I’m gonna vom what is happening to the world everything is going great 

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

I’ve watched X-Men: First Class 6 times this week. 

I don’t know if I’m winning or losing. 

beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

spnwhore:

it’s so hard to explain to normal people that i have online friends because they start to judge you after you say “online”

I have an hour left to bs my homework then I’m giving up and watching workaholics.