Angry Birds birthday cake
yourmindblown: Things Parents Text: i’m in the mood to bake a killer badass cake.
I'm most likely
Dead at 2:00.
Actual children's answers to the question “what is... →
karenluvesfudge: rachelistic: “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4 “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5 “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you...
Have a good day.
Julie: She's not pregnant!
Briana: Is she spayed?
Briana: With what?
Julie: Spaying powder!
I feel so horrible for the way I feel good about myself.
you ride so many coat tails
I’m surprised you can walk.
Don’t you hate when the bitches be trippin’?
Julie: I'm surprised you knew it was me!
Shane: You have a very distinct back of the head.
Julie: Is that your nice way of saying I have a big head.
Shane: What? Your head is of average to perfect size.
want to drive.
it's nights like these
that make me want to jump in my bug and drive everywhere with my favorite BAJA ladies.
to the droid begins.
Today wasn’t worth all the drama. But if it’s a peek for the future,...
my friends and their plans to cheer me up!
but at the end,
I can say i stayed classy and won the prize.
At this point,
I would pay for a chance to laugh with you.
I embrace my
Bipolar-ness with my fear of heartbeats.
ignorance is bliss, ignorance is love and I need that shit.– Kid Cudi
I don't mind
feeling sorry for them, but i hate feeling sorry for you.
TV is making it hard to hate them.
is the reason why i woke up.
2O11 rollercoaster just started, and I’m only standing in the line– <3
we aren't even
buddies, so don’t text like a pal.